Ladies and Gentelmen, Bernard Black.
Bonus gif:
ladies and gents i present to you, Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes.
- liKE A FAIRY~
JAWN, GET A CAB- THERE’S BEEN A MURDER!
He lifts that guy’s scarf when he flails his arms, gjkdshjhjds
John: Ladies and Gentlemen: I give you Sherlock Holmes on a sugar high.
Aaaaaaaand this is why you should never give Sherlock sugar.
actually that’s dylan moran
as bernard black
in the first episode of black books (you can see the store in the background)
yeah no that’s bernard black
he doesn’t want to do his taxes and he reads that if a person is ‘suffering from a long or short term injury they may defer their returns’ so he is trying to get his legs broken and stuff and then he sees a group of skinheads across the street from his shop and tries to get them to beat him up by first of all asking ‘which one of you bitches wants to dance’ and then when none of them respond he goes ‘look, okay, this is you’ and that is where this gif kicks in, him all dancing around and pretending to imitate them and then he insults their football team and they beat the living shit out of him so he doesn’t have to do his taxes
Who are you, have I joined a cult?
i took a risk when i employed you manny don’T EAT MUFFINS WHEN I’M DEVELOPING YOU
